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Shadow: I'm gonna punch your face.


Spud: *screams*


Shadow: In the face.


Spud: Noooooooooo! *face gets punched by Shadow*



Apricot: Hello, and welcome to Standing up school...


Smokey: *falls on face*


Apricot: ...And you fail.



Spots: *is playing trumpet*


Conductor Whiskers: Hey, you have a licence for that?


Spots: You'll never take me alive! *falls*



???: Knock knock!


Gozer: Who's there?


???: *door slams on Gozer's face* The door.



Marshmallow: Hey did you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?


Cocoa: *puts carrots in her eyes* You lied to me.



Bolt: Helloo...


Pumpkin: Helloo...


Macchiato: Helloo...


Mack: *accidentally steps on Mine sashimi*


Mine sashimi: Hello!


Bolt, Pumpkin, Macchiato and Mack: Oh no! *explosion*



Peaches: Oh a puppy!


Patches: Be careful honey, he has a knife.


Apricot: What? No I don't.



Lady Meow Meow: Everybody do the flop! *all cats flop down*



Melange: Hello burger!


Burger: I used to be a cow...


Melange: Oh!



Voice: And now, the funniest thing you've ever seen...from really far away.


(let's skip that I don't know what they said)



Voice: (singing) He's a magical pony flying through the sky...


Bandit: Shoot him down.


Sunny: *shoots pony down*



Callie: (looking at watch) I have no idea how to breathe.



Pasty: What are you drawing honey?


Dottie: I'm drawing a bear!


Tubbs: *eats Dottie*



Socks: Quick! Don't think about cats!


Ginger: *barfs cats*



Pepper: Here comes the airplane!


Kitten: *squeals*


(Airplane lands)


End.


BONUS!


Princess: *choking*


Fred: Is anybody here a doctor?


Snowball: I am!


Fred: Well you're a nerd!


(Princess and Fred high-five.)



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